Ed Werder Craps Pants

Nolan Ryan: "Computers Are For Them!"

Donte Stallworth's Work Release Program Draws Criticism From Anti-Drunk Driving Groups, Other Idiots

Yao Ming Gets Penis Extension During Time on IR, Now Boasts Three Inch Penis When Fully Aroused

Breaking: Mike Tyson Literally Eats Baby

Eli Manning Thought The Green Hornet Was "Pretty Dang Cool"

Andrea Kramer Hotel Peep Hole Video Gets Zero Hits

Dr. J Wins First-Ever Sugarmill Woods Retirement Homes Dunk Contest

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Lawrence Taylor: What's HE Up To These Days???

Joey Harrington's Band "Lion Falcon Saint" to Open for "Stone Dog Diaries" at Pointfest 28

Reports: Recently Single Tiger Woods Splurges at Manhattan DMV

Stu Scott's Weird Eye Calls The Shots Around Here, Buddy!

Marv Levy Just Bedded Wife, Crapped Self

Bob Huggins: Is He Still A Virgin?

Breaking: Al Davis Hires Bobby "The Brain" Heenan as Raiders Head Coach

 



"Anyone nicknamed 'The Brain' can coach my team any day of the damn week. Period." -Al Davis

ASB Investigative Report: What's Quincy Carter Doin' These Days?

Tony Romo Shops at Forever 21 and other Stores that are Considered Gay

and he also brushes his teeth with diarrhea!

MJDV Keeps 100-Yard Streak Alive

Congratulations, Maurice, I wish you were my son!

Tony Romo Brushes His Teeth With Diarrhea

Tupac Spotted in Germany!